Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Sleep now in the FIRE

A typical morning
Limp Bizkit playing in the background...
"All the teaching in the world today..."
LSR college decides to add a new course. So what?
The course name is " Conflict Transformation and Peace Building". Who gives a flying cow to it?
"... All the lil girls fillin up the world today"
The course will be open to both genders.
" With the gooooo.."
Holy Mad Cow!!!!!!!!!

What guyz in LSR? like guyz in heart of the city's ultra feminist institution.
its like a Nescafe booth in JNU. Its like pamela Anderson winning a chess tournament.

But in a way it's kool, though a tad bit unbelivable.

And then there is a storm.
" Alumni protests inclusion of men in ze great LSR"
just like the nescafe booth had to go, and well forget bout pamela winning anything, even with enough silicon to challenge the average supercomputer, the Instiute is reconsidering it's decision to admit males.
hold on to ur horses, coz the donkey says it's funny that there is conflict for a course whoz name is " Conflict resolution( okay okay transformation)and peace building"

So what do these alumni have to say?
" most of the students had a problem with men entering their institution, a move that they feel might result in women being harassed"
Okay. men entering college means women being harassed.
"..a college that nurtures a "strong independent female mind"( amen to that) mind like no other college does, will be "disrupted" if men are allowed inside"
its like highly corrosion resistant steel will be corroded if brought in contact with water. Strong brains will be disrupted. oXYmoron???
And boy this takes the cake
" It cannot be just about academic excellence and board results. there has to be seperate and extra stringent screening process for men, with 50% weightage for an interview which will test the way he thinks."
Only fathers( the ones in church smarty) and those who really meant when they said in school" all indians are my brothers and sisters" only apply. other wise you would have to prove you are innocent.
I thought even in law you are taken to be innocent unless proven guilty. but guess my thinkin doesnt count coz for all the luck in the world i couldnt clear the LSR "think" test.

So finally the college might decide only to allow 3-4 males in a batch.
Thanks. guyz are falling over the top of qutab minar, BALLS first, to get into LSR. on second thoughts if you manage to survive, minus your balls of course, you clear the
"thinkin" interview.


I dont know what the LSR thinks of feminist culture. but to me it's about equality. it's about respecting and giving the respect. it's not about feminism or anything else its just about being human.
But hey which goody goody era is am living in. feminism is about grabbing man by their neck and kickin them in their balls.
coz all men are dick directed vultures waiting to hump anything that walks.

Now the feminist brigade will cry that look at the cover story of the same news paper and you will find a story about a rape. That, they are not wrong when they say men have a demented mentality.
So what this means is that if there is a story bout prostitutes being caught, every day, then i must assume all female's are price tagged pleasure booths.
if a few thousand muslim out of a billion promote a culture of killing of non-believers. does that mean all muslims must be gagged?
or because of godhra all hindus burnt?
or is then goo headed bush justified in waging a war against whoever he thinks is a threat to him and america.

Why this attitude? why create a general statement especially when it reeks of pessimism.
Will equality be achieved by creating inequality? Will hatred be removed by promoting hatred?
Are all the teachers in LSR from LSR? have none of them studied in a college where there were men? and if so, do they think men trampled over their potential.
do females out of LSr never get married and they never find males who are not letchers or horny hump-nyone-n-everyone types? or all of LSR turns lesbians in a mass ritual at the end of their graduation.
No seriously if there is no mass conversion. why take away from these girls one thing that make them human first. why take away one thing that will differntiate lsrs(pun intended) from winners. optimism.
why make them the cynics they will become if you tell them "see men are a threat to strong independent mind". Its not wrong to tell the truth but yes it's criminal to tell half truths.
Why o why i must ask does LSR loves to be associated with this radical brand of feminism?


and fred whoever of limp bizkit carries on
" I KNOW WHY U WANNA HATE ME
COZ
HATE IS ALL THIS WORLD HAS SEEN LATELY"


carry on fellas. carry on with it.
the world has always and will continue to thrive on malice. Welcome to the same world you set out to change. you have contributed significantly by making this malice the bedrock of anti-malice philosophy.

4 comments:

Heidi said...

well well ,i smell anti feminist oh sorry anti radical feminist philiosophy!!Well i do agree with thou on the point that radical feminists do think a lot about men being ###### and all that but i strongly feel that LSR shud have remained a girl's territory for it has it's identity rooted in being so.Anyways this hullaballoo does not make much sense as men will be allowed only for a PG couse and that too one- there will b no classes only tutorials for them.
By da way a number of the more well known and respected LSR faculty members are radical feminists.No harm they have a life too!!

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the lazy knight said...

well written and beautifully put, very witty as well. but somewhere down the reaction was very much expected. its a tendency which is present in all of us whenever we r confronted with change..to withdraw into ur protected turfs,erect a fence around us and mark our area and then sit and watch the chaos outside.
its a harsh reality that women have 2 fight a tiring battle in our society for things as basic as respect, recognition and dignity. its a battle that will not be one in one generation.. it demands a change of mindsets which in a rigid and inflexible society like ours will tke a long time 2 occur.
but alternative 2 this is certainly not to ghettoise women and seclude them from the supposedly mercenary eyes of sex starved men. we need to open up, be competitive.. bcause the moment u start creating confined spaces u fall in the same trap, fathers try to create safe and confined spaces for thei daughters at home, husbands try and do that for their wives.. and both prefer them not move out of the house into the 'big bad world'
but the fight to prove oneself will be fought on the burning streets of our cities and in our corporate offices and not in the hallowed corridors of a south delhi college.
i wish lsr would stand up and say that in a city of misognyists they are ready to open up their doors to allow the competitive presence of men in thier protected environment, i wish girls there would say that while the men of delhi may be unwilling to acknowledge their abilities they would readily compete with their male classmates and beat them to it..
they would then embody so very well the values thier terrific institution claims to stand for .. and sound so so much different from those who harass them physically and psycologically..day in and day out.

P.S. its not 'uan carno phissikela' but more like 'ji haan caarno fishy kela' bet that sounds xciting.

the lazy knight said...

well written and beautifully put, very witty as well. but somewhere down the reaction was very much expected. its a tendency which is present in all of us whenever we r confronted with change..to withdraw into ur protected turfs,erect a fence around us and mark our area and then sit and watch the chaos outside.
its a harsh reality that women have 2 fight a tiring battle in our society for things as basic as respect, recognition and dignity. its a battle that will not be one in one generation.. it demands a change of mindsets which in a rigid and inflexible society like ours will tke a long time 2 occur.
but alternative 2 this is certainly not to ghettoise women and seclude them from the supposedly mercenary eyes of sex starved men. we need to open up, be competitive.. bcause the moment u start creating confined spaces u fall in the same trap, fathers try to create safe and confined spaces for thei daughters at home, husbands try and do that for their wives.. and both prefer them not move out of the house into the 'big bad world'
but the fight to prove oneself will be fought on the burning streets of our cities and in our corporate offices and not in the hallowed corridors of a south delhi college.
i wish lsr would stand up and say that in a city of misognyists they are ready to open up their doors to allow the competitive presence of men in thier protected environment, i wish girls there would say that while the men of delhi may be unwilling to acknowledge their abilities they would readily compete with their male classmates and beat them to it..
they would then embody so very well the values thier terrific institution claims to stand for .. and sound so so much different from those who harass them physically and psycologically..day in and day out.

P.S. its not 'uan carno phissikela' but more like 'ji haan caarno fishy kela' bet that sounds xciting.